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Monday, December 7, 2009
polygraph universal
hahahahahhaha they should have a polygraph test set up to any high authority figures. such as obama during a speech. maybe fox news and what not. cuz i thought about it, people with power, have the capability to strategically erase and manipulate history and events that happen at this very moment.
SCARY SHIT!
new system
no one likes to rent out anything from the library? u ask why? simply because it is such a hassle to stop and search and ask someone as well. they should have a system resembling that of borders and have a computer/search engine. or maybe like a remote control that gets brighter the closer you are to it. just but a bar on it so it will beep loud when someone tries to walk out with it.
jacketphone.
so today while iwas taking an exam, i wanted to check the time and busted out my phone to see waht time it is. then all the teachers looked at me like i was a crazy man. i shouldnt have done it sooo publically. however, if i got caught trying to look at my phone discretely, they might suspect that i am cheating more than before.
so, waht if you have a jacket with a see thru pocket? (the pic doesnt depict such pocket)
then u can be like, "oh my armpits sweaty!" and in the meantime, check the phone to see how much time you got left. and possibly some answers to question 9 and 10.
record your thoughts
im tired of reading without being able to process what im reading. maybe thats why i am barely passing my critical studies class... they demand me to read 43085 pages a day and it aint know Harry Potter type literature. so how about a think recorder.... u are able to record what u are thinking by placing a micro chip inside your brain. i dont know. maybe ear buds but not ear buds, more like mics that stick to the temple of your brain.
life wo;ul be soo mucheasier....
throat itcher.
when i have a cold, and i start to dry cough, i feel like i have to get my hand inside my esophogus somehow to scratch the shit out of it. maybe they should make a tool that can scratch it for me. like a back scratcher. only it doesn't make you gag and it really helps scratch your back.
or maybe a texture pill that wil scratch yo throat? hmmmm...
facebook stock book.
oh i know im a good designer. i observe like a master. i observe woman like i as observing my spoon and fork before eating at a restaurant.
but once i observe them, and i see them observing me, thats the end of it and there is no way i can reach them. so maybe, i secret camera liike thing and once you scan it and let face book recognize the facial features and looks thru its database, maybe i can get the name of the girl i was looking for?
cutting board
as an artist, i have to cut fucking everywhere.
i carry an x acto blade every where with me
as well as a cardboard box cutter.
so, i decided to make a portable table that is also a cutting matt.
just add legs to them and a stiffer back comprised of leight weight plywood.
geeenius.
Monday, October 12, 2009
ONE MORE LOUNGE
so one more thing abotu the lounge.
its not only a study place, but its also a catch-up-on-lost-sleep place.
the cushioned seats are comfortable and there is at least 2 or 3 people sleeping here even disregarding the time. so, why not have an extension to seats by adding pillows and blnankets? just last week, me and rosalie saw a guy actually bring a pillow and a sleeping bag and sleep. we were so jealous of him and wished we had that too.
im just saying.
Monday, October 5, 2009
Cigarette request, accepted.
so why not make a cigarette box that has two ways to open. one main one for you, and a second smaller one on the other side meant just for that person. kind of like willy wonka nerds type of opening mechanism and the ice breakers mint collaberation.
BBQUEEEEAZY
so me and my buds had a bbq over the weekend and it was pretty fun. everyone had a blast and everyone got rowdy rowdy. but there was some trouble with the cooking. i am going to put my manly pride aside and tell you the truth: i had trouble cooking.
Solution: on the grill, they should have like a timer or some kind of alerter that tells us when to flip the patties and the hot links. that way, we can have burgers cloe to perfecton everytime. HOLLA
sketchogethers
and instead of replicating it into my actual
drawing book or cutting and pasting it into my sketchbook. they should make a really thin adhesive layer in between the page so i can peel one side off and post it into my sketchbook.
this is my drawling sketchbook. well a page from it.
problem solved.
bag chair
so i was thinking maybe u can make a portable cushion that is always with u but at the same time isnt a nuisance. so what do u carry with you at a daily basis? and its a backpack!
so a good design would be a backpack that can be changed into a cushion. that way, when you are sitting waiting for the bus or even for class to start, u can protect your utt by putting something comfortable under it.
Sunday, September 20, 2009
so, why not built a lamplike light in a tackle box? that is exactly what i did for my intro to id class. however, it was an led project and led lights tend to have a narrow light span/vision/focal point. so it didnt give a wide view of stuff. so i am proposing that someone built a tackle boc with a light source in it so we can use to fish with
plz and thank u
Sunday, September 13, 2009
ITOUCH BART STOP APP
before i start, i would like to inform u that my gammar skills are really sucky. Just an FYI....
this is ejay..... on our ride back. he staayed up the whole ride back
so yeah, thats my idea, i dont know if doing this journal thing is a good idea.... what if u steal my ideas? thats a nono. but whatever.... im pretty laxxed about that kinda stuff. orr hopefully..
this is my mock up of how it would look on an itouch/phone:
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